2. Cooking Mama

The ever-present “stoners love to eat lots of food” meme that has plagued smokers since the dawn of weed does have some truth to it. Food simply tastes better when you are high. There's even some hard science to back it up.

So, chomping down on some mighty morsels while stoned is great. You know what isn't great? Being teased. Watching Top Chef after rolling a J is a monumentally bad idea, as is playing the food-sim Cooking Mama. You are likely to get jealous, depressed and then jealous again in that order. Stay away unless your pantry is fully stocked and we all know how likely that is if you are a regular weed smoker.