9. "Candy Tails"
This narsty promo for candy-coated horse hair might not make you crave a tail so much as it'll weird you out with its disturbing realness. The commercial, which features several demented-looking girls noshing on syrupy hair with their encouraging mom, seems like one that would blend in seamlessly with a batch on Nickelodeon. (Are you sure these things aren't real?)
That said, as hard as it is to un-see this, a viewing is more than worthwhile just to catch the little dude snacking on his candied dreadlock and spitting fake patois. Bon appĂ©tit.