"Overwatch" is the next Modern Warfare 3 map headed to Call of Duty Elite subscribers on Xbox Live (Because being the number one best-selling game of all time is not enough money), and here to introduce it is none other than funnyman Rob Riggle.

He urges every soldier out there to take some "me time" after pampering your ladies on Vday. Then again, if that me time is going to include some MW3 on Overwatch, it'll have to last until Feb. 21, since that's when the map comes out. And if the past content drops are anything to go by, PS3 gamers should get it about a month later. Sucks for you!

The next content drops for 360 Elite members will come in March and include a multiplayer map (Black Box) and two new spec-ops missions. You can check out the full calendar here.

Are you an Elite subscriber? Do you wish you could just maps like a normal person without having to opt-in for all of them? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter.