One Brooklyn man learned the hard way that simply shelling out large amounts of cash does not make you a Jedi. Flynn Michael, a resident of Bed-Stuy, is the founder of New York Jedi. As a founder and believer, Michael owns a $400 prop light saber. Rather, he owned one. Recently, someone pulled jack moves on Michael at Project Parlor (742 Myrtle Ave.), a swell bar in Brooklyn. This would not have happened to a real Jedi.
There's a $100 reward waiting for whoever finds the light saber. Email email@example.com with any information. Michael will thank you.