The city of Cleveland's attempts to throw shade at Lebron James always come off like someone striking a dead horse for the thousandth, pointless time. In 2008, before James even skipped town, the Cleveland Scene ran a story about Lebron leaving a $10 tip on a $800 tab at XO Prime Steaks.
The Scene's latest foray into James' personal life is a highlight-reel of an interview with a former employee of the steakhouse, and she definitely aims high:
Here's how LeBron gets down at the steakhouse:
The appletini thing is actually kind of funny, but come on. Attention Cleveland: Lebron left, Jordan hit that shot over Craig Ehlo in '89 and the Cavs uniforms are still horribly bland. Just get over it, the jilted lover role is a bad look.
[via Miami New Times]
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