Hey genius! It's nearly Valentine's Day! OK, we're going to assume you knew that already, and we'll spare you the Reader's Digest-style "Chocolate's like sex—it's good on Valentine's Day...or any other day!" aphorism. What we will give you is our list (plus choco-porn!) of the 50 Best Chocolatiers in America, because your sweetheart deserves something sweet. Now, peruse at your leisure, maybe you'll find the right something something that'll help get you a little something something tonight. We'll just be over here buying up stock in the American Dental Association.