"You are safe / Don't you struggle now / Don't you want your nice big cake?" Haunting words, written by Youtube user Harry101UK, who also did the music and visuals for the above parody of Nightmare Before Christmas's "This is Halloween."
It's part of "Goodbye Christmas Caroline," a clever name for a project that'll see Christmas songs remade Portal-style. This is the first we've heard of it, though they've got more tracks to listen to on their Facebook. Who cares if the holidays are over?
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