Last weekend, we were all reminded of what the month of January really means for ticket-buying movie fans. Amidst all of the awards season hoopla, with constant talk about good films like The Descendants and The Artist, audiences greeted an inferior new release in a way that rarely ever happens: the dreaded “F” rating via CinemaScore, a market research firm that pools together post-screening reactions for moviegoers. The recipient of this embarrassing grade was The Devil Inside, an all-too-familiar exorcism flick shot in the increasingly tired “found-footage” style and written with such laziness that it doesn’t even have a legitimate ending. Seriously, it’s the last episode of The Sopranos, minus the rocking Journey music and skill behind the camera.

The Devil Inside’s awfulness is a stark reminder of January’s M.O. for movie studios no longer interested in releasing films into theaters before the Academy Award voters’ cut-off date. Occasionally, a few very good films open, such as this week’s Haywire and next week’s The Grey, but those are the exceptions. The sad truth is that most new January debuts are either so piss-poor that they’re best wiped away from our memories, or they have much in common with the bad-meaning-good entries present on our countdown of The 50 Best Bad Movies, works of low art so endearingly inept that we can’t stop watching, and laughing at, them.

Written by Matt Barone (@MBarone)

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    Michael Alvis January 17th, 2012 at 12:04 PM

    i hate to be that guy but theres no way in hell License to Drive came out in 92 because i had sega genesis at that point

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      DG January 18th, 2012 at 12:48 AM

      License to Drive was 88 not 92

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    Scott Tarpley January 17th, 2012 at 01:40 PM

    What about 'Nothing But Trouble'? Unbelievably bad, but also almost hypnotic to look at. Bad acting all around, but it has John Candy in drag, Dan Ackroyd with a penis-looking nose, and an appearance by The Digital Underground.

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    The Mechanic January 17th, 2012 at 02:03 PM

    Child, please! Michael Fassbender as Magneto >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Fassbender as Frank Castle

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    dracula3000 January 17th, 2012 at 05:13 PM

    Dracula 3000, that is all

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    Corey January 17th, 2012 at 07:23 PM

    Southland Tales is supposed to be the second part of the story, there's a graphic novel that precedes the movie. And the biggest reason why people don't like Southland Tales is because they don't understand it. Which is funny, because I can't find another human being on this Earth that fully understands Donnie Darko, and I've seen the original - and the Director's Cut version - dozens of times.

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    Pete January 17th, 2012 at 08:30 PM

    The number one movie should be "Thankskilling" I literally shit my pants watching that movie while high. A serial murdering turkey that rapes and is hilarious? Fucking watch it.

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    Mete January 17th, 2012 at 09:53 PM

    Drop Dead Fred is hilarious, fuck this shit. Also. Thankskilling is funny as hell. The opening line is, " nice tits, bitch."

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    Jester of the Apocalypse January 18th, 2012 at 05:58 PM

    I still like to use the line from 'Over the Top': "When I turn this hat around, it's like a switch . . ." while dramatically turning my cap around. It doesn't matter what I'm doing: manning the barbeque, fixing my mom's computer, teaching my kids how to tie their shoes . . .

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    Jester of the Apocalypse January 18th, 2012 at 06:26 PM

    Also, special mention should go out to 'Strange Days' starring Ralph Fiennes, where Juliette Lewis took her shirt off so many times, I didn't want to see her tits anymore . . .

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      deliverance January 19th, 2012 at 02:24 PM

      The problem is, 'Strange Days' is Not a bad movie ...

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    Dante January 21st, 2012 at 07:36 PM

    What about Dragon Wars? that film was terrible but had dragons everywhere

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