Lead.
Napoleon Dynamite
Hannibal Lecter
Derek Zoolander
Jules Winnfield
The Terminator
Tony Montana
5. Tony Montana, Scarface (1983)
We get it, we really do. Tony Montana has more badass in one of his always-bared-teeth than you do in the entirety of your soft body. We understand that your girlfriend constantly emasculates you, but don't take out your pent-up aggressions on us with that half-assed attempt at a Cuban accent. You don't sound tough, you sound like you're lisping. Also, "Say hello to my little friend!" uttered with a speech-impediment renders the iconic line with a entirely different meaning.
No wonder your girlfriend calls you a "girly man." Leave the tough guy act to Al Pacino, and stick to the whole tail-in-between-your-legs thing you do so well.