We all know that the bustling metropolis of NYC is a beloved tourist destination, offering endless opportunities to spend way too much money on way too few things. While there are ample tour guides, guide books, and weirdly dressed street performers in Gotham eager to let you know what’s what when it comes to tourist attractions, over at Complex we discovered that there is a dearth of information regarding the best public spots in which to get nasty.

So follow our direction, use some protection, and control that erection as you avoid detection; come along with us on a seedy city tour of the 10 Best NYC Tourist Attractions…to Have Sex In.

By Brenden Gallagher (@muddycreekU)