So, as it turns out, Kobe Bryant won't be converting that third Orange County estate into a bachelor pad. In addition to walking away with $75 million that she didn't earn, a property settlement will give Vanessa Bryant all three homes. Yup, she's still leading the NBA in steals.
The grisly slaughter of his pockets by Vanessa is an "and one" that Kobe can hopefully bounce back from, if he even cares. He's been rollin' with that "Just Don't Give a Fuck" steez this season, but at the end of the day, probably wishes he listened to his father about a decade ago.
Insert Big Boi's verse on "Int'l Players Anthem."