If you need any more proof that celebrities have to pee just like us normal folk, take a look at this video from The Howard Stern Show where Seth Rogen tells a particularly salty tale about a trip to Tom Cruise's driveway, a full bladder, and an empty Snapple bottle. 

This all took place during the time after Cruise's couch-jumping exploits turned him into a "psychopath" in the eyes of much of the general public. This led Cruise to invite Rogen and Judd Apatow over his house to brainstorm about ways to revitalize his career in the comedy genre. While nothing ever came of the meeting, at least we have this gem of a story, which is most likely funnier than anything rattling around in Cruise's mind. 

[via The Playlist]