Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (we're dead serious) got knocked by police for drugs and other charges at Reynolds Park in Madison, Wisconsin last week. Police caught the 30-year-old dirty with a knife and, as you probably figured, weed and drug paraphernalia.
Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, legally changed his name in October. Exceptionally potent marijuana, possible psychedelics and boredom all probably played significant roles in his decision. He was charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia and probation violation.
That probation violation stems from an April 2011 arrest for having a loaded gun in his backpack. For the moment, he'll be scattin' away in jail. This dude lives on the edge though; he doesn't care too much and has the name to prove it.
[via The New York Daily News]
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