Angry Birds is set to slingshot your heart like the thieving swine it is from its new perch on Facebook, starting in just a few weeks on Valentine's day. And you thought you were going to spend the day alone!
While we've already played Angry Birds until we were no longer capable of feeling any emotions at all, it'll still be better than continually refreshing our ex's profiles to see what their V-day plans are. Not that we won't be doing that too.
What about you? Valentine's plans, or irate fowl for a date? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter.
