9. He allegedly has a harem.
That is, if you believe his disgruntled ex-assisstant (and former model) Kayden Nguyen. In her lawsuit against Seagal, she's claiming that Seagal wanted her to give him naked massages and join an elite team of women that are employed to make sure his "sexual needs are met 'round the clock." Somehwere there's a Phoenix girl rewatching Under Siege for the 20th time who's in danger of unwittingly filling Kayden's vacancy.