Viral Date: September 2006

While this may look like a "Funniest Home Video" that's been taped and placed on the Internet, in reality it is actually an allegory for life created by a skilled video recording artist. The fat kid represents our entry to the work force. It starts out terrifying, and by the time you're halfway through "the ride," everything starts to hurt and what was once simply uncomfortable is starting to kill you. Janice represents society, laughing at your misfortune all the way to the end. Too dark? OK, just laugh then.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Approximately four people die in the United States each year from roller coaster accidents. Hahahaa? Maybe not so much.