Forget the spin-offs, the original CBS series was the best new crime drama since Law & Order, birthing a slew of horrible half-assed imitators—as well as a nation of suspicious girlfriends who started busting out the blacklight to catch you in a lie. Clean-up on aisle bedspread!
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The CSI set was actually broken into once, and the thieves were never caught. Way to use all that expensive-ass equipment, guys.