61. Amazon

Originally an online bookstore, Amazon.com has grown into the largest online retailer in the U.S. If Americans weren't fat and lazy enough before, we certainly are now that we don't even have to stand up to buy all the bulk candy and blow up dolls we desire. (What? Like you've never bought a life-like headless torso to have sex with.)

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Amazon.com is three times larger than the number two online retailer, Staples, Inc. Who knew people wouldn't clamor to buy shit from an exciting site named after an office supply?!