81. Tiger Woods

"Tiger Tiger Woods y'all"...yup, that's how one person becomes a brand. In the Aughts, the best golfer of all time picked up a Tiger Slam, tweaked his swing and came back, snagged a hot Nordic wife, and there's more fun yet to come: dude's yet to turn 34. People laughed when his pops told them he'd change the world, but it looks like Earl probably had his son's career arc pegged.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
The biggest all-time ratings for three of golf's four Grand Slam events were for tournaments that Tiger won.