8. Trespassing And Resisting Arrest
When Destin, Florida, officers gave Santa look-a-like Edmund Berkeley Barksdale shit for trespassing in Clement E. Taylor park, the incensed culprit decided to return the favor a little more literally. After receiving instructions to stay away from the locale due to previous infractions, Barksdale was caught roaming there this past July by an Okaloosa County deputy, who tried to place him under arrest.
Rather than turning himself over, however, the bearded one resisted, replying, "I can't put my hands down my back because I'm making a bowel movement." Within seconds, the grimy Claus doppelganger reached into his shorts and showed the officer the results. Luckily, backup arrived on the scene soon after and no additional crap was taken.