2. Soliciting Minors On The Internet
We retract our previous statement: This one definitely takes the cake for all-time creepeist Santa seizure. Last May, cops posing as a 13-year-old girl on Yahoo! cuffed 50-year-old James Grey Daniel after he attempted to solicite her (them) for sex and proposed a meeting in his Mayflower, Arkansas hood later that day. Once the creeper arrived, he found himself face-to-face with the fuzz, admitting to them shortly after that he'd worked as a mall Santa for years.
Notably absent? To Catch A Predator's Chris Hansen. Too bad, we're sure this would've made for a solid holiday episode.