Sure, you've heard of a DWI, but what about the more elusive DWC (Driving While Cross-dressing)? On Christmas Day in 2007, a boozed-up St. Nick imposter was apprehended for the latter after taking a wasted joyride down to Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood. Though the guy might've been rocking a Santa hat, those who got a bit closer quickly noticed that in place of the typical jolly red suit was a purple G-string (topped off with a lacy red camisole). Hot.

After tests showed that the man's blood-alcohol levels were above the legal limit, he was taken to jail before being released on $5,000 bail. However, to ease any worries you might have about Santa's true identity, a deputy from the police department helpfully volunteered, "We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus."

And there you have it.