1. Armed Robbery
Ho, ho, ho-ly shit! In what feels like a move dreamed up by a more gangsta version of The Grinch, one bad Santa decided it was about time he was on the receiving end when it came to Christmas loot in December 2010, and robbed a bank in, where else, St. Nicholas, Florida.
Clad in a brown leather jacket and a red-and-white Santa hat (the rest of the suit must not have been in his budget), the not-to-be-fucked-with holiday bandit fired shots from his silver semi-automatic into the ceiling to get his point across.
And you thought your visits to the bank sucked.