In Ruben Fleischer's 30 Minutes or Less, Jesse Eisenberg plays Nick, a slacker pizza delivery guy who gets get kidnapped by two losers (Nick Swardson and Danny McBride) with a moronic scheme to get rich quickly. After strapping a bomb to Nick's chest, they order him to rob a bank and warn that it will detonate in ten hours if he fails to complete the task. Out of options, Nick rushes to the school where his friend Chet (Aziz Ansari) works for help. Soon, the two realize that robbing the bank is the only choice they have.

It's the first Movie Monday of December, and a comedy like this is always more enjoyable with the help of liquor. If you arrive before 7 p.m., you can grab a free beer and bag of popcorn. Soon enough, you'll be laughing your ass off at Eisenberg and Ansari trying to save their lives and their friendship. Come out for a good time at The Trocadero tonight, it'll definitely be more entertaining than tonight's crappy Monday Night Football matchup.

30 Minutes or Less (2011)
Monday, December 5
6:30 p.m. (doors)
The Trocadero
1003 Arch St., Philadelphia
Tickets $3

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