A woman from the ironically named Sandusky, Ohio was arrested for allegedly assaulting her husband because he refused to have sex with her. Apparently, Vera Baaske and her husband Harold came home after a long day of shopping and a crucial trip to the bar, leading to lust gone awry.

Vera wanted to get it in the basement of their home, but Harold deaded it, telling Vera he doesn't like her when she's drunk. She took offense and then took her frustration out on his face. He should've just given her what she wanted, it couldn't have been more painful than having to explain to the cops that it you were the victim of a domestic dispute and your wife kicked your ass.

[via Deadspin]

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