The only thing possibly more thrilling than having sex on a water slide is getting caught having sex on a water slide. Earlier this week, one couple in Poland decided that the amusement park wasn't amusing enough, so they decided to test the freaky waters of inappropriate behavior.
Cameras caught them going at it for a good five minutes before disappearing into the covered slide. Water parks target families-children specifically-so security and management weren't pleased with this random case of public fornication. That, and they were probably jealous.
Security was waiting for the couple when they reached the bottom of the slide, and promptly gave them the boot before they could even get dressed. It was the ride of their lives, so it made their removal completely worth it.