They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but more often than not, you can judge a movie by its poster.

While this early '90s flick has the look of one that went straight to video (further supported by the lack of any actual reviews out there, making it easy to question if this film ever existed), it actually made modest bank at the box office: $3.4 million. That's a lot considering it's a quirky comedy about a small-time criminal who kidnaps his kids from an evil orphanage and takes them on a cross-country road trip. Hot on his trail? Investigator Halle Berry. 

We'd never run from you, Halle.

(Bonus: If you're prowling for a holiday gift for that special someone, you can snatch up a copy of Father Hood for $3 on eBay. Rough.)