Straight from reddit comes yet another beacon of culture (well, internet culture, at least) in the form of several verses of home-cooked Pokemon rap lyrics. We'll warn you, these rhymes are literally obscene. Most of them are hilariously good, as well. Take a look here.

Highlights include: "My name's Charizard and my rhymes are sweet / Better back the fuck off if you can't stand the heat / Belly Drum Fire Punch and your ass'll faint / If you don't like it you can lick my taint."

And: "Magikarp, nigga, you heard my name / I'm the number one fish in the number one game / So give me Exp. Share and I'll grow real quick / Bitches like Misty be snappin' at ma dick."

And of course: "Hey yo, my name is Ditto watch me duplicate / And put the fuckin' beat-down on you Raticates / What's it feel like to be slapped with your own dick?"

If you're anything like us, you've already put a beat on in the background and started laying these down rap battle-style with a friend—extra points if you post it on Youtube! Let us know in the comments or on Twitter or Facebook if you do.