DJ Professor K

Game: Jet Set Radio Future

Swag Quote: I’m gonna bust into your head through your cute lil’ ears and blow your mind with my sexy voice

The streets of Neo Tokyo are ruled by the evil Rokkaku police who want to stamp out all forms of creative expression and freedom. The GGs fight for control of the districts of Neo Tokyo with graffiti and rollerblades.

Their ear to the ground though is DJ Professor K who spins the tracks that make all the little rebels groove. In between sets he dishes out vital information and does it all in his velvety voice. Even when he’s serving up bad news, you can’t help but feel like everything’s going to be okay as long as he’s got hands on the mic.