The 50 Craziest Stadium Fights (Video)

Nothing brings out man's blood lust like professional sports.

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Few feelings can match the exhilaration of live sporting events, as fans celebrate their undying allegiances to their favorite teams. The intensity on the field is only matched, and sometimes exceeded, by the intensity in the stands. Plenty of fans inherit the rivalries of their favorite teams, and when you mix adrenaline with alcohol and hostile environments, fights become inevitable.

Sometimes it’s hilarious, sometimes it’s pathetic, and sometimes it’s justified, but it’s always a trainwreck that we can’t turn away from. Anarchy in the stands has become just as much a part of sports as the action we pay to see on the field, so we ask you to enjoy The 50 Craziest Stadium Fights without shame.

50. Big Dolphin

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Date: Nov. 2010
Game: Miami Dolphins vs. Oakland Raiders
Stadium: McAfee Coliseum
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Too drunk to stand takes on a whole new set of downs with this piece of human garbage. Without being able to see the game, she's doing a wonderful job of ruining the game for everyone who can see. And her hand gestures are unparalleled outside of people with face makeup. Maybe she's just pissed because she couldn't find the gathering this year, and somehow ended up here.

49. Welcome to the Bronx

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Date: Aug. 2008
Game: Boston Red Sox vs. New York Yankees
Stadium: Yankee Stadium
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It's really never going to work to your advantage to try and fight a cop. But this woman really blew it choosing this one. Who gets in her face and very professional tells her how much she will fuck her up. Which is incredible, and true.

48. In Front of the Kid

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Date: Dec. 2010
Game: San Francisco 49ers vs. San Diego Chargers
Stadium: Qualcomm Stadium
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The 49ers fan gets a little too personal when interviewing a Chargers fan for her fan appreciation blog. Some people just aren't ready to examine their lives, and the burning lens of her camera cuts away all of the layers this woman has put up to hide the truth. That she hates the 49ers.

47. Big Bully

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Date: Nov. 2006
Game: Oakland Raiders vs. San Diego Chargers
Stadium: Qualcomm Stadium
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One of the nicest fights on the list, the big guy seems to think that his neighbor is in the wrong seat and in one swift move places him where he thinks he belongs, on the ground in the seat next to him. And there he will stay for the rest of the game, knowing his place as the new henchman for the Alpha Male of the Northwest nosebleeds. He is a firm but fair leader.

46. Root for the Home Team

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Date: Aug. 2009
Game: Philadelphia Phillies vs. New York Mets
Stadium: Shea Stadium
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This is not really a fight, but it does involve a woman literally shaking her ass at another woman as a type of threat, something seldom seen off the playground. It opens up a new world in terms of expressing emotion, a new arena for interpretive dance as a means of solving one's problems. An even more expressive wordless action: ripping up a sign that someone is waving. Or walking someone down the stairs with your chest. It's all so well choreographed and the dancers are just so beautiful.

45. Woman Holds Her Own

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Date: Oct. 2008
Game: Buffalo Bills vs. Arizona Cardinals
Stadium: University of Phoenix Stadium
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One of these women kicks the butterball in the Adrian Wilson jersey, but she and her friend are taken out by the pesky curb. It must've come out of nowhere and surprised them. Still, the highlight of the video is the "Senior Citizens don't fight" comment. Oh, really? We beg to differ.

44. Kick in the Door

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Date: Unknown
Game: Dodgers vs. Unknown
Stadium: Dodger Stadium
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It takes a lot of heart to talk shit behind a door you've kicked repeatedly, and the idiot with the T-Rex arms and his boy get what they ask for when security explodes through it and lays both of them out. We don't support excessive force, but you'll get it if you ask for it.

43. Taken Out at the Ball Game

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Date: Aug. 2010
Game: Seattle Mariners vs. New York Yankees
Stadium: Yankee Stadium
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Two grumpy old men bicker over a seat, and a conversation between one of them and a cop leads to Grandpa getting yoked up and yanked out of Yankee Stadium. We don't know what he said to piss the cop off, but apparently his age couldn't save him from getting roughed up. Anybody can get it out here, and at any time.

42. Face Palm

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Date: Sept. 2007
Game: Green Bay Packers vs. New York Giants
Stadium: Giants Stadium
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There's nothing like an old-fashioned mushing to get everyone hot under the collar. We can't make out exactly what was said, but the guy in the faux Favre jersey inexplicably Hulks out and delivers a monkey paw to the face of this chick. Understandably, the dude she was with didn't appreciate that. Fisticuffs: the only way out.

41. Tackled in the Stands

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Date: Oct. 2010
Game: New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins
Stadium: Sun Life Stadium
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After running his mouth for the better part of the video, this ass clown in the grey wifebeater knocks down a guy who wasn't involved, but looks like a serial killer. We wouldn't be shocked if he hunted him down after the game, nor would we blame him.

40. Meet Me in the Parking Lot

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Date: Nov. 2006
Game: Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Buffalo Bills
Stadium: Ralph Wilson Stadium
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During this tailgate turned sour, the "fight" comes to an anti-climactic end after a spectator yells to "let them go one-on-one." What we end up seeing is one guy with his hoodie pulled over his head receive a few love taps from another guy with a Kangaroo pouch tat. Everyone involved should be embarrassed.

39. Can't Break It Up

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Date: Dec. 2009
Game: Dallas Cowboys vs. Washington Redskins
Stadium: FedEx Field
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Most people from the D.C. area are either Redskins fans or Cowboys fans. We're going to assume the little guy in the middle was a Cowboys fan. He paid for it.

38. Nacho Butt

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Date: Oct. 2009
Game: St. Louis Cardinals vs. Los Angeles Dodgers
Stadium: Dodger Stadium
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Nacho Butt had all the rights tools to make it. She's harder than the dude she was with and rather well-endowed up top. She should've been a star. Instead, she and old boy in the Moto jacket went home as defeated Cardinals fans. We hope she had another pair of pants in the whip.

37. Security to the Rescue

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Date: Sept. 2009
Game: Detroit Lions vs. Minnesota Vikings
Stadium: Ford Field
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These two button-pushers get the boot after a valiant effort to get punched in the face by as many men as possible. As soon as the cops show up, the tough-talk disappears and one of these sloppy birds appears to be in tears as her friend gets carried away. This is a scene we've all seen at one point of another, and it was the beginning of a long season for the Lions.

36. 20 Steel Steps

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Date: Oct. 2008
Game: New York Jets vs. Oakland Raiders
Stadium: Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum
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Yet another fight involving the Raider Nation leads to one guy taking an epic tumble down several stairs. The Raiders won this game, but nobody wants to celebrate with a trip to the ER. Or jail. Or both.

35. Sore Losers

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Date: Feb. 2008
Game: New York Giants vs. New England Patriots
Stadium: University of Phoenix Stadium
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The only game that the Patriots lost during their record-breaking 2007 season was the one that counted. Imagine the extreme saltiness of fans who had their dreams of a truly perfect season crushed when the underdog Giants took out the Patriots in Super Bowl XXLII. The only thing worse for Pats fans than watching it was actually being at the game, and these Patriots fans are taunted by a wonderfully obnoxious Giants fan as they exit. One of them has words for a Giants fan in a Lawrence Taylor jersey, who chases him just as LT would've. Take that L like a man, homie.

34. My Team Sucks

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Date: Dec. 2006
Game: Denver Broncos vs. Arizona Cardinals
Stadium: University of Phoenix Stadium
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Fans take their frustrations out on each other following this meaningless game. The car alarm in the background is the most entertaining aspect of this fight, which was probably more entertaining than the game.

33. Wig Pushed Back

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Date: Dec. 2009
Game: San Francisco 49ers vs. Seattle Seahawks
Stadium: Qwest Field
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The action doesn't start until about halfway through the video, but it's on after this annoying guy in the Hasselbeck jersey announces that "Alex Smith loves the cock!" and another Seahawks fan snatches the sign that a Niners fan clearly wasted his time making. In addition to losing his sign, he loses his wig, shirt, and dignity in the process.

32. Concession Stand Action

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Date: Sept. 2006
Game: Nevada Wolf Pack vs. UNLV Runnin' Rebels
Stadium: Sam Boyd Stadium
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Some poor sap gets tossed around like a rag doll, and after his boys rush into to throw a few noodle-armed excuses for punches, the brick wall in the yellow shirt ends the fight simply by being bigger than everyone else. The dude with the semi-spiked Bro Fade runs his mouth a lot towards the end of the video, but nobody was really about that life. Oddly enough, this fight never interrupted business at the concession stand. The money is the motive.

31. Backbreaker

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Date: Oct. 2010
Game: Philadelphia Eagles vs. San Francisco 49ers
Stadium: Candlestick Park
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A fight broke out at this Eagles/Niners game last season, and the cops shut it down with the quickness. At about the 15 second mark, one cop owns the unsuspecting dude in the Joe Montana jersey, dragging him down several sections never to be heard from again. But just when you think it's over, this girl catches some Ted Nugent-faced dude with an uppercut and follows it up with some hair-pulling. The aftermath included a few arrests, a sore back, and some severely damaged pride.

30. We Must Protect This House

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Date: Dec. 2007
Game: San Diego Chargers vs. Oakland Raiders
Stadium: McAfee Coliseum
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Another fight involving Raider fans. Surprised? We didn't think so. Anyway, this one started because of a few proud Chargers fans in the midst of several angry Raiders fans. A simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Towards the end of the video a "FUCK LT!" chant starts, and even though LaDanian Tomlinson didn't even put up big numbers that day, the Chargers were playoff bound and the Raiders closed another disappointing season with a home loss. That's a recipe for hostility. Shit, even the camera almost bites the dust at one point...

29. There We Go

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Date: Oct. 2009
Game: Los Angeles Angels vs. Boston Red Sox
Stadium: Angel Stadium of Anaheim
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The fight begins right around the 13 second mark when one of these meatheads sneaks the other with a hook to the chin. After some grappling and the usual shit-talking, the booing begins and security arrives to remove one of the fighters. Order is almost restored, but somebody's girl ends up on her ass and everyone forgets they're at a playoff game. Word to the wise: start bringing your gloves to games. We don't mean baseball gloves.

28. Rough Raiders Fans

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Date: Oct. 2008
Game: New York Jets vs. Oakland Raiders
Stadium: McAfee Coliseum
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Raiders fans are the biker gang of the NFL, and during this '08 game, these Sons of Anarchy fight each other and the sheriff's deputies. What's alarming is that they love it, and around the 2:10 mark, the camera man jumps into the spotlight to confirm this. What's truly distressing is that nobody seems to care what's happening on the field.

27. Throw the Water on 'Em

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Date: Oct. 2009
Game: New York Jets vs. Miami Dolphins
Stadium: Sun Life Stadium
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A girl talking shit to a bunch of dudes leads to her getting covered in water, Spring Break style, at this Dolphins game. At least she didn't run her mouth and then run away, as she's seen throwing a punch later. From the sound of her voice, we're pretty sure there are more people who wanted to do the same, and possibly worse. Sadly, this is probably the most interesting thing these folks saw up there in the cheap seats....

26. Mr. Cheap Shirt

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Date: July 2009
Game: Los Angeles Angels vs. Cleveland Indians
Stadium: Angel Stadium of Anaheim
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It's pretty simple: if you throw beer, or any other liquid on another human being, don't be surprised if they respond with fists. At this game between the Angels and Indians, the class act in the white shirt had too much to drink and did a little too much talking. The dude in the black shirt didn't even want drama, but the average person loses it when beer is thrown at them. After his cheap-ass shirt is torn off like a trash bag, security gets white shirt the entire fuck out of there. When security attempted to escort homie in the black shirt out, the crowd launched into a chant of "LET HIM STAY!". For that brief moment, he was the people's champ.

25. New York vs. New York

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Date: Aug. 2009
Game: New York Giants vs. New York Jets
Stadium: MetLife Stadium
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In this sorry excuse for a fight, Giants fans didn't even have enough good sense to fight with the Jets fans. Instead, these idiots end up fighting each other, missing the Wave in the process. The audacity.

24. Crosstown Beatdown

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Date: June 2007
Game: Chicago Cubs vs. Chicago White Sox
Stadium: U.S. Cellular Field
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Crosstown beef be like crosstown traffic, and no punches are pulled (literally) between Cubs and White Sox fans here. If you drink enough, fights are bound to happen during heated games, but a thrown beer bottle will cause a riot each and every time. No country for beer bottles as projectile weapons.

23. #1 Dad

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Date: June 2009
Game: New York Yankees vs. Florida Marlins
Stadium: Sun Life Stadium
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Because it happened right around Father's Day, let's go ahead and nominate this guy for Father of the Year. This fight between a Marlins fan and a Yankees fan spans an entire aisle, and if good judgement couldn't have prevented this from dragging on, the screams of a child should've ended it. Be a father to your child.

22. Nosebleed Seats

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Date: April 2008
Game: Boston Red Sox vs. Toronto Blue Jays
Stadium: Rogers Centre
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The uppercuts started flying in the upper deck of the Toronto Blue Jays 2008 home opener against the Red Sox. One dude actually gets tossed over a railing. At least he got to move up a section.

21. Loyal to the Game

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Date: Nov. 2008
Game: Cleveland Browns vs. Denver Broncos
Stadium: Cleveland Browns Stadium
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During this 2008 game between Denver and Cleveland, one brave Broncos fan took on a legion of Browns fans. This wasn't even noble, it was just plain stupid. Here's the question on everyone's mind: why the hell was THIS scheduled as a Thursday Night game? If you ask us, the only people that have the right to be pissed off here are fans of the other 30 teams in the NFL.

20. I'm Standing Back

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Date: Oct. 2010
Game: Denver Broncos vs. Oakland Raiders
Stadium: Sports Authority Field at Mile High
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If you didn't hear, it was the third fight that the camera man witnessed that day. He should've filmed the other two or shut the fuck up.

19. Puddle of Blood

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Date: Aug. 2011
Game: Oakland Raiders vs. San Francisco 49ers
Stadium: Candlestick Park
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If you blink, you might might miss a Raiders fan kiss the pavement during another Raiders vs. Niners fight. Around the 8 second mark, you'll see this guy flop to the ground like seal. All while ranchera music plays in the background. How embarrassing.

18. Kufi Smacked

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Date: Nov. 2010
Game: Baltimore Ravens vs. Tampa bay Buccaneers
Stadium: M&T Bank Stadium
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Squawking and shit talking resulted in one dude being forced to lean back. Twice. After a clean study, the dude in the Ed Reed jersey levels the dude with salt-n-pepper molestache before knocking his hat off with a second blow. He bounced back though, and went after him before getting dropped again. The first one was a sucker punch, but the recipient was talking the most shit. The irony here is that as it's announced that Ed Reed broke up a pass, the dude wearing his jersey was tapping somebody's jaw.

17. Getting What You Ask For

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Date: Oct. 2008
Game: Philadelphia Philles vs. Los Angeles Dodgers
Stadium: Dodger Stadium
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Philly fans are constantly criticized for being the spawn of Satan, but they know better than to throw beer on cops. Dodger fans, on the other hand, had to learn the hard way. People have gotten their asses kicked by the cops for less, so it's pretty easy to understand how dousing them with beer might lead to getting stomped out. Plenty of other Dodger fans laugh, but deep down they're all glad they aren't catching sweet chin music from pissed off cops. The Phillies went on to win the series, and eventually the World Series, so it's all karma.

16. Same Team

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Date: Dec. 2007
Game: Washington Redskins vs. Dallas Cowboys
Stadium: FedEx Field
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How fitting is it that two fans of "America's Team" are seen drunkenly fighting over a seat at a Redskins game? Watch as confused Redskins fans eventually decide to just let the savages destroy each other. How about them Cowboys?

15. Down Goes Frazier

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Date: Oct. 2009
Game: Washington Redskins vs. Philadelphia Eagles
Stadium: FedEx Field
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Here's yet another NFC East battle that makes its way to the stands. After the usual mouthing off, some dude who looks like former Redskins coach Jim Zorn gets gripped up and haymakers are thrown. One tough guy actually waits for the cops to show up before throwing his first punch, because, of course, that's respectable. As usual, when the authorities arrive, the snitching begins. Still, the highlight of the video is the color commentary, as one spectator (who throws no punches) yells "DOWN GOES FRAZIER!" multiple times. Howard Cosell is smiling down from the heavens.

14. Shove It

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Date: Dec. 2009
Game: New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Eagles
Stadium: MetLife Stadium
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If you didn't believe what we said about NFC East rivalries, watch as this shoving match between Giants and Eagles fans leads to jabs being exchanged. With Philly and New York fans still hot under the collar from the '09 World Series, this argument escalates to pushing, which leads to a female being pushed. Just after that, the punches begin and mob mentality takes over. When it's all said and done, one dude is left sleeping while a fat kid bleeds from the mouth. Whether it's on the gridiron or in the stands, you can't be soft and rep the NFC East.

13. Lights Out

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Date: Nov. 2010
Game: New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys
Stadium: MetLife Stadium
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The NFC East is one of the most competitive divisions in the NFL, and the fans take the rivalries as serious as the teams do. Truth be told, it might mean more to the fans. Anyway, when the lights went out at this game between the Cowboys and the Giants, the fists came out too. After a Dallas fan threw something at some Giants fans, pandemonium broke lose. We get that, but what we don't understand is how one Cowboys fan emerges unscathed (though missing his shirt), while two Giants fans come up leakin'. And are those Giants fans fighting Giants fans? Lawrence Taylor would be ashamed.

12. Don't Tase Me, Bro

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Date: Aug. 2008
Game: San Francisco 49ers vs. Oakland Raiders
Stadium: McAfee Coliseum
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Oakland cops brought out the tasers to restore order during this battle of the Bay Area fans. Considering the fact that both teams were trash around this time, we understand the frustration that comes with supporting them, but come on. Oakland police are known for their zealousness, which is about the politest way we can put that. "We are glad no one was injured," is another polite thing we can say. Let's also not forget that this was a pre-season game. This was '08, not '88, so you'd have to be out of your mind to risk getting into some shit over the '08 Raiders or Niners. We're just saying.

11. Parking Lot Brawl

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Date: Nov. 2009
Game: Philadelphia Phillies vs. New York Yankees
Stadium: Yankee Stadium
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This tussle, which took place during the 2009 World Series, has us wondering whether it's about baseball or who has the stronger accent. Philly fans get a bad rap, and while it's unjustified, we'd advise you not to wear a Yankees hat if you're in town. Sure, it's the quintessential hat, but do you really want to gamble? By the way, is that a taser we heard?

10. Rumped Up

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Date: Oct. 2010
Game: Oakland Raiders vs. San Diego Chargers
Stadium: Qualcomm Stadium
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Dear Raiders fans of this video,

The future would like to tell you to follow your own advice and get in your car, blast some Styx, and just jam out your frustrations in the comfort of your party van. Things are not going to go well if one of you decides to swing a punch. Like, seriously not well.

9. Tears of Blood

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Date: Nov. 2010
Game: Washington Redskins vs. Minnesota Vikings
Stadium: FedEx Field
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The video is titled "Redskins Vs. Vikings FAN Fight," but what it really should be titled is Redskins vs. Redskins fan fight. Everyone around him seems to be holding this drunk asshole on his feet, until he tries to exit screen right, at which time he finds his one enemy: a guy who hates how horrible he is making Redskins fans seem to the world. And so proceeds to wallop into a new kind of drunk. Punch drunk. That'll teach em.

8. Eye of the Tiger

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Date: April 2009
Game: Detroit Tigers vs. Toronto Blue Jays
Stadium: Comerica Park
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This fight is short and sweet. But the real magic comes from the girl who walks through the fight diligently collecting the fallen paraphernalia of what is probably her childhood friends. A brave mother cleaning up after her boys as they flail and kick dirt on her.

7. Brawl in Toronto

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Date: Dec. 2009
Game: New York Jets vs. Buffalo Bills
Stadium: Rogers Centre
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This cinematic wonder does what no other stadium fight can claim and will hopefully set a trend in production for future collectors of sports watching fights. It puts the fight in the context of the game that may or may not have caused the fight. We often forget, watching all these bloodied faces, that all those people are in the crowds to watch the Jet's/Bills game and not just for the brawl, which was an added bonus. With the nice editing finish we return to the game still in progress. It plays equal parts humanizing documentary and something like a commercial break. Revolutionary.

6. Battle of Duval

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Date: Sept. 2010
Game: Philadelphia Eagles vs. Jacksonville Jaguars
Stadium: EverBank Field
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It's sad when two men get only slightly too involved in a passionate embrace only to be pulled apart and beaten for their excesses. Apparently Brokeback Mountain is located near Philadelphia.

5. He's Out Cold

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Date: Aug. 2011
Game: Baltimore Ravens vs. Kansas City Chiefs
Stadium: M&T Bank Stadium
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Fighting in public is almost always an odds game. If you're stirring the pot in a crowd, it's fairly likely you're going to fall in. At any moment, you may be swarmed, by say, Ravens fans. But every once in a while, there's a guy who's either too good at fighting (MMA fighters) or just that perfect mix of drunk and furious that makes a man virtually invincible.

4. Bad Blood

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Date: Sept. 2009
Game: Boston Red Sox vs. New York Yankees
Stadium: Fenway Park
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Don't you hate it when other people don't like the same team as you? It's seriously the worst. And no one is more familiar with this frustration than Red Sox and Yankees fans. It's bad enough that there are even cities called Boston, or New York, and that people live in them. But does there really need to be a baseball team in New York? And how the fuck are we supposed to live in a world where it's legal to wear a Red Sox jersey in public. This country's gone to shit. But what's this here? A warrior ready to fight for everything that he knows, and also pro not knowing anything else. Indeed, he will go home to his mother. He knows her quite well.

3. Falcon Punch

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Date: May 2010
Game: Chicago White Sox vs. Los Angeles Angels
Stadium: U.S. Cellular Field
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The Public Fight Alliance Chicago, Local 221, are about to call it a day—hell, a week. There has been a serious drought in drunken bouts in the Year of the Tiger. Only one call today, a playground brawl that turned out to be a very sloppy game of tag. Their president, the inimitable Woman in the White Hat, is beginning to wonder what she's doing with her life, thinks about calling her mother, and as she reaches for the phone, it rings. It's an anonymous tip about a real doozie about to break at the Sox game. This is huge. Stadium fights have the potential for widespread panic. They hop into their minivan and run up sidewalks and yards, and are just in time to punch strangers faces in and feel whole again.

2. Unnecessary Roughness

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Date: March 2011
Game: USA vs. Argentina
Stadium: MetLife Stadium
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This one is certainly a slow burn, but it weaves such a fantastic story it's certainly worth your time. Everything really heats up with the tender bromantic encouragement while simultaneously a man ignores his son's pleas for safety (1:03). After that, there's fierce, vaguely Italian-American hand gesticulation (1:58). A luchadora's failed attempts to swoop in and save the day (2:48), a beer bomb (3:00), and the triumphant announcement on the PA that it is U.S. soccer month, as the yellow jackets of security swoop in and just arrest every mother within the wide berth the spectators have formed. A good watch with a cognac and a nice porterhouse.

1. No Love

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Date: Aug. 2011
Game: Oakland Raiders vs. San Francisco 49ers
Stadium: Candlestick Park
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Don't think of them as fans rooting for their team (honestly, they're probably not). Begin to see what is really going on here, what's really at stake. It's the bald gangbanger conference and wine mixer 2011. The red gang, better known as the Assbloods, has made a huge transgression not booking the famed Simon & Garfunkel metal cover band Bridge over Murder Waters. A large crowd has gathered to see how they will resolve the issue, and oh yeah, they're just a bunch of dudes smacking the shit out of each other. Nothing new here.

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