9. Wilmarie vs. Nikki
As seen during: Season Six
This particular clip is akin to watching a celebrity trainwreck. You know you probably shouldn't be watching it so intently or even giving a fuck about it, but the second you glance over it's impossible to tear your eyes away. Everything from the cheesy music to the "Army Of One" logo that flashes across the screen is so gloriously bad that it all somehow works. Plus, as far as chick-fights go, even on this show, this one's pretty intense.
And, since this is television, it's totally all right to scream "Yeah!" when Wilma grabs the lamp.