3. Tanisha vs. Cordelia
As seen during: Season Two
In which Tanisha proves that even plastic hangers can be made threatening if coupled with repeating the phrase "Pop off!" angrily over and over again. And you thought Flo was bad.
But, seriously, why doesn't this woman have her own series yet? We know about the apparent special called Tanisha Getting Married, which is, well, exactly what it says it is, but that doesn't count unless she threatens wedding planners with plastic hangers. While wearing a wedding dress.