Illinois police discovered  the car of 18-year-old Olivia Ornelas in a ditch. A closer inspection revealed that an "extremely intoxicated" Ornelas was driving with no front tire on the right side of her vehicle. The deputy that found her also noted that she was very pissed off.

Why was Ornelas so angry? Let's just say it was a lethal combination of her boyfriend's erroneous ways, the Twilight series and liquor. She explained her drunken aggression, saying that she was furious at her boyfriend because they didn't see The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part I as planned. This is all documented in the sheriff's report on the right, and we can only imagine what went through the mind of the officer that had to fill it out. Paperwork is always a bitch, but this is just absurd.

Ultimately, the cops didn't feel her pain and slapped her with DUI and unlawful consumption of alcohol by a minor. Edward would never have let Bella down like that.

[via The Smoking Gun]

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