Northwestern University students should be on watch for a strange man who was seen masturbating in the shower of the Sports and Aquatics Center. Yesterday, the university sent out a campus-wide email to alert everyone of the seedy activity that's been going down:
On Nov. 27, 2011, at approximately 4 p.m. two male juveniles reported that while they were in the Sports and Aquatics Center on the Evanston campus, a man in the shower was engaged in self-gratification. No physical contact occurred between the man and the juveniles and they were not injured.
If anyone comes across the elusive wacker, they should report it to authorities immediately . These are the things that happen on a campus where a live "fucksaw" session was part of a Human Sexuality course. The more we hear about campus life at Northwestern, the more it sounds like an episode of Real Sex. Once again, students should be on the lookout, but not really because what you see might scar you.
[via Chicagoist and Gawker]
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