Prisoners: The Brawlers in Street Fighter

Crime: Disturbing the Peace

We just wanted to enjoy our day off, sip our frappuccino, and sit outside. But instead, you with the Karate Kid gi, and you, with the stretchy legs and skulls around your neck, had to start fighting in the street, causing a ruckus.

It was bad enough that you were shooting projectiles and flying all over the place, possibly hurting somebody. But did the two of you also have to be so loud about it? If it's not "YOGA, YOGA, YOGA, YOGA FLAME!" It's "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN, A-DA-DA-DOUKEN!" We mean, enough already! Can't you guys do this in a dojo or something? Yeesh.