Prisoner: Tony Hawk 

Crime: Prostitution

Hey, man, what happened to you? You started out starring in respectable, popular games, but then, year after year, you came out with a new, crappier title, whoring yourself out for a profit. We loved you up until Tony Hawk Underground (or, THUG, as it’s often called), but Tony Hawk: Ride? Tony Hawk: Shred? Are you kidding us? Only a hardcore prostitute would allow their bodies and likenesses to be used like THAT for money. Shameful.