Prisoners: The Characters in Jet Grind Radio

Crime: Vandalism

This one’s just obvious. Sure, the man’s got you down, but that doesn’t give you a right to tag your name all over the city while Jurassic 5 plays in your headphones. Oh, and we’re pretty sure grinding off walls and rails is a crime, too. We fear for the future of this nation with youths as reckless as these.