Prisoner: The Burger King

Crime: Stalking

Yeah, we love us some burgers, too, but not at the expense of our personal safety. The Burger King, in the much maligned game, Sneak King, would stalk his victims before popping a whopper on them. And no, that’s not a euphemism. He would actually carry around whoppers on a tray and serve them to you. Freak.