75-year-old Paul LaDuke has taught math at Schaumburg Christian School for the past 26 years. On Friday, the secret to his longevity was revealed after a female student allegedly saw him masturbating during class, all while continuing to teach.

The student, who's probably scarred for life, notified another teacher who escalated the matter to school administration. LaDuke was basically fired on the spot, and then arrested on Monday after police were contacted. An investigation determined that he spent at least a last decade going to town on himself while seated at a podium.

The monotony of teaching must've gotten to LaDuke, forcing him to find an inappropriate way to entertain himself  over the years. Still, it must've taken some focus to teach several math classes with his hand in his pants. Shit, it's a wonder he never got caught up before. Also, he must not have used the blackboard that much.

Oh yeah, this dude is also an ordained minister, so admitting to fantasizing about female students while casually masturbating in class for ten years is the worst look of all-time.

[via CBS Chicago]

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