5. Whisker Wars (IFC, 2011-present)
Many men have died at the edge of a sharp blade, but none of them on Whisker Wars. In fact, it's doubtful that any of the men on IFC's series about contestants in the weird and woolly world of competitive facial hair growing have seen a razor in quite some time. And, judging from the many Civil War era beards and waxed mustaches on display, they probably haven't seen many naked and willing women either.