Speaking of heroin, a phantom search for about an ounce of the drug has one New Mexico woman pissed off. So pissed off, in fact, that she’s trying to get her local county government to pay for the $1,122 hospital bill she received after experiencing a “forcible body cavity search” from her local Metro Narcotics Agency.

We know what you’re thinking: So why should she get off the hook? Aside from the search not yielding any heroin, the search wasn’t based on any concrete information, the woman had no priors and she thinks that’s a lot of cash to fork over for a waste of time. And we're inclined to agree.

Here’s the real question though: What’s up with the authorities in New Mexico? They’ve really been fucking people over lately. Literally.

[via Sun-News]