Let's try this deadpan: A 63-year-old woman from the Homewood suburb of Chicago was pronounced dead at 6:25 p.m. at Advocate South Suburban Hospital on Thursday. Before she died, the woman had injected heated beef fat into her face, something she had done before.

At the hospital, she complained of a burning feeling in her face. 

We're waiting on an autopsy to see if the hot beef fat was responsible.

Okay, we're done.

[via Chicago Sun-Times]