21. Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Cream

Air Date: 9/24/94
Starring: Steve Martin, Dan Aykroyd, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman, Gilda Radner

With celebs slapping their names on products and cashing in on everything from canned champagne to beef jerky, budding entrepreneur Steve Martin knew it was about time to get on the action. In this memorable infomercial, the actor guarantees that his all-natural cream will leave viewers' members feeling luxuriously soft and smooth if they simply rub on the penis as advised, for “several minutes to half an hour.”

After various dudes entertainingly pop in and out to share testimonials on the ways in which all the wacking off has recently changed their lives for the better, Steve goes on to assure crowds that his product is absolutely safe. Why? Because it's tested on animals.

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