29. Church Chat
Air Date: 10/24/87
Starring: Dana Carvey, Sean Penn
Modeled after some of the buzzards he grew up seeing in church, Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" thoroughly enjoys giving her celebrity guests shit about their sin-packed lifestyles on her Christian talk show—and, we have to say, we thoroughly enjoy watching.
While you'll often see A-listers getting their asses kissed during national TV appearances, Carvey's character isn't afraid to take digs at them for some of their headline-making scandals. Like Sean Penn's battery charges, for example. Watch here as the Church Lady grills Penn about his prison sentence, then moves onto his then-wife, Madonna, for not living up to her holy name. Classic.