12. Matthew Nieveen as "A Breathalyzer"
In what might win the award for "Ironic Arrest of the Year," 19-year-old Matthew Nieveen of Nebraska was seized by cops last November after he was found drunk driving—in a breathalyzer outfit. According to the arresting officer, the offender was more than twice over the legal BAC limit. No word though on whether he blew himself in attempts to prove his sobriety.