In August 2010, Port Angeles police responded to reports of a dude in a banana outfit flashing women at a local Wendy’s. (With a name like Carlton, this was on some fucked-up rich kid shit, no doubt.) After successfully creeping out lady diners merely trying to enjoy their fried chicken salads, the 21-year-old banana decided to take his show on the road, freaking out pedestrians by pointing a shotgun out of his car window. While scary, we're sure it was a nice change from his penis. Thankfully, both were willing to surrender and cooperate when the police arrived on the scene.
5. Carlton Jeffery Kohnert as "A Banana"