We’re not quite sure what this dude did to get tackled so hard, but apparently being black at night was enough to have him eat some pavement. What’s even better is how the second guy gets roughed up in the middle of trying to put on his sweater. Obviously these cops went to the Rodney King School of Criminal Justice, because they are just wrecking these poor guys. Then again, it’s tough to make a case for your innocence when you start screaming, “I know you from jail, man” at the cops.

Even a reality show like COPS isn’t immune to clichés, and this video sees one of the most classic ones come into frame at the 2:30 mark: the hysterical woman. We challenge anyone to try to understand every word that comes out of her mouth.