WHERE: Vitamin Water Uncapped Event Space, Sigma Sounds, Philadelphia
WHEN: August 26, 2011

Lil' man getting his Ken Swift on at Mommy's event with Vitamin Water Uncapped. This kid is gonna be in the fucking X Games, scaring the dogshit outta his parents, within a decade. I firmly believe that. His cartwheel game is bananas already. Put some music on, and he won't sit his ass still for one bar. And he has never met a slide, ladder, or table that he's not willing to jump off of, to date. Pray for us, and our insurance carrier.