Since this story has already broken, Outback Steakhouse is probably no longer the place to get a taste of the sauce if you're a 4-year-old, but just a little while ago, in Ohio, it definitely was.
A server from Outback has been fired for giving a 4-year-old and two teenagers a boozy concotion containing peach schnapps and vodka. They were told the sample contained no alcohol; the parents tried the drink and said—we're speculating here—"Fuck you mean there's no alcohol in this? That just got us too twisted to drive, which means this baby is gonna have to grow up real fast."
Outback insists this will never happen again.
[via Huffington Post]