Gallery: What Will PETA's "Porn" Site Look Like?

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Unless you're into bestiality, or refer to masturbation as "spanking the monkey," chances are you don't think about animals much while wanking. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) wants to change that. A couple weeks ago, the animal rights group, which has previously run ad campaigns featuring naked celebrities to discourage the wearing of fur and to encourage veganism, confirmed with the Huffington Post that it would be launching a porn site to promote awareness of the strict vegetarian diet, which includes no animal products.

When PETA made the announcement, we had to wonder, What the hell does vegan-friendly porn look like? With thoughts of veggie-rections and mouthwatering melons running through our minds, we attempted to produce the kind of produce porn that PETA might soon give the world, causing vegans everywhere to juice. Without further ado, our best guess at what PETA's porn will look like.

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The Jack-Off-Lantern

The Purple People Eater

The Bald Pepper

The Carrot Tops And Bottoms

The Banana-Rammer